MTV Video Music Awards Recap

- KRISTEN STEWART just won best girl actor. I was utterly in shock. She sucks, she cant act at all, and she has no personality or sex appeal. She’s always miserable and she almost fell down the stairs when she went up to accept the award in utter shock.

- TOM CRUISE just undid 5 years of bad press. He made his charachter from Tropic Thunder way more entertaining than it should have been.

- I just wish there was more JERSERY SHORE on this show. They should be a part of every show, all the time. I can never get enough especially that Pauly D guy.

- Katy Perry turned me on and made me realize why I am in love with summertime.

- I find it hard to believe that anyone still considers a SNOOP DOGG cameo in their song to be some kind of draw. Did you see how small his ankles are. Is there any factual medical evidence pot can do that to your ankles?

- BETTY WHITE is still awesome!

- SANDRA BULLOCK looks really good and that usually happens after every break up.

- I don’t think I can watch that RJ Berger show. The story of a high school kid with a huge cock hits too close to home.

- JACKIE CHANs speech should have had text at the bottom of it I couldn't understand it.

- I’ve been watching CELITCS-LAKERS. Did they rename the award show to Twilight Awards?

- Mark Walberg and Will Ferrell made me giggle but took away the Harry Potter villens nice message to his mother.

- The chinese guy from Hangover really was a doctor and that rocks! His speech about his wifes recovery was nice.

- Will Smiths kid is gonna be a god by high school.

- I was puzzled throughout all of Christina Aguiliera's performance.  

- Jonah Hill make me pee my pants a little.